Hootville Communications respects your privacy and we will do our best to ensure the information you provide to us remains private. You know, just between you and us.
We won’t swap, share or sell your details. We collect minimal personal information required for maintaining data with regards to the transactions of Hootville Communications. We’re much too self-interested to care much about you anyhow.
We collect IP addresses, which is the automatic number assigned to your computer when you surf the web, to allow us to count total number of “hits” on our sites. However, your IP address is not connected to any personally identifiable or on-line contact information like a name and address, so you remain anonymous. We will never discover your online shopping or dating habits. You cad.
We do know who reads our eNewsletter and will be hurt if you fail to read every word and click every link. I mean really, would it kill you?
Hootville Communications reserves the right to change this statement at any time. So there.